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Break Ups Suck

Break Ups Suck

Weíve all been there Ė we think a relationship is going so well. We talk so positively about it to all of our friends, and then WHAM! He breaks up with you. You canít wrap your head around how this could happen. Why doesnít he love you? Who does he love instead? What made him do this to you?

You can ask him these questions as much as you like, and you may or may not get any answers. Then youíve gotta hit the road. He doesnít want to be with you anymore, plain and simpleÖ you feel washed away with the tide. Next thing you know, youíre acting like a crazy woman, too stricken with heart break to know any better. Donít be that girl again.

Donít be That Crazy Girl With a Broken Heart

Itís amazing how emotions such as heart break can really toy with our sense of reality and whatís right and normal. Donít allow yourself to do things you will regret later. Here are a few of the common Ďbreak up craziesí to steer clear of:

1. Do NOT - Under Any Circumstance - Stalk Him

I know you want to know whatís heís doing right now, but the fact is Ė he doesnít care what youíre doing, so why do you care about him? If you werenít invited to his staff meeting at the office, donít sneak past security and stand outside the doorway waving. Thatís creepy. And yes, Facebook counts as stalking. Delete his account, or you know youíll spend 10 hours a day checking for new updates on his page. (also creepy)

2. Donít Move to Japan

Ö Or make any other life-altering moves. I know youíre hurting, but that hurt will stop. Moving to a foreign country or giving up your career job to work at Starbucks because you feel liberatedÖ is not going to seem like such a good idea when the heart break eases.

3. Donít Force Your Girlfriends To Gag You

They know that it sucks. They know youíre hurting. And theyíre there for you. But they can only listen to the same facts for so long. Donít force your girlfriends to gag you next time you go out for dinner. You have to stop talking about it (PLEASE!!!) and get back to normalcy for the healing process to really begin.

4. Do Not Destroy Everything He Touched

I know that right now you want to destroy everything he gave you, even the newest iPhone he gave you for your birthday, but donít. You will regret it. No, seriouslyÖ put it down. You will regret it. Itís expensive.

5. Shut Off That Stupid, Sappy Music

If youíre already sad, why are you listening to music that is 10 times sadder than you are? Quit blubbering, and pop on LMFAO ĎSexy and I know ití and think about everything your man gave up (that being the wicked, sexy and wonderful you) instead of what you think youíre missing.

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